• The first award I ever won was for an anti-smoking PSA ad I made in kindergarten

• I’m missing 4 of my adult teeth

• I watched the premier of the Avengers movie in a theater with George Lucas

• I’m currently programing and designing a video game about advertising

• I met my wife on a Chicago bus. She thought I was a creep, but I just have “this again?” morning face.

• As a kid I read a book about aliens who loved watching commercials (Neighbors from Outer Space)

• My brother caught a drumstick thrown by Travis Barker, but he WAS standing next to me so I’m counting it.

• I’ve sliced deli meats, unloaded semi trucks at 4am, sent care packages to soldiers overseas, used a typewriter, run floor polishers, and put fake grill marks on hot dogs as part of past jobs, but timesheets are worse than all of them.

• I do not use ChatGPT to write my fun facts…is something ChatGPT would say.